6. ‘Intolerance’ creative

Things I am intolerant to:

MSG
Kiwi fruits
Cat hair
Queue jumpers
People driving at 40mph in a 30 and 60 zone
Hyacinths
Shop keepers calculating incorrectly
Superbad
Hypocrisy
Lazy people trying to make you work harder
Ridiculously enormous fake breasts
Mushrooms
Baby octopi (to eat)
Liver (also to eat)
Royal blue
Lilac
Sexism
D H Lawrence
Michael Gove
Wordsworth
Torture porn horror
Sticky things
Orange tans
YouTube user comments
50 Cent
Keira Knightley
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4 thoughts on “6. ‘Intolerance’ creative

  1. dirkmalcolm says:

    You Tube comments can be very funny in the right context. I refer you to:

    http://www.stewartlee.co.uk/online_critiques.php

    I’m with you with Gove.

    • hhurdley says:

      True – it’s just the overwhelming lack of politeness that makes me sad.

      Who isn’t with me about Gove!?

      • dirkmalcolm says:

        Yes, the general tone of the internet is self-righteous indignation.

        I used to laugh at the bumptious Gove when he was a regular on Late Review. Little did I know that he would one day be responsible for the education of my children.

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